Knock knock
who's there?
yo mama
yo mama who?
seriously it's your mama open up.
who's there?
yo mama
yo mama who?
seriously it's your mama open up.
a rich oil tycoon watched as his biggest oil station went up in flames. he called in the best firefighting teams, but they couldn't get close enough. so out of desperation he calls the local team. they show up in a 1946 truck, drive right past all the fancy new equipment, soak each other in water and put out the fire. the tycoon is so impressed that he writes a check for $10,000 and asked what the chief will do with it. well first we're going to get the brakes fixed.
an naive american travels with a guide to the most remote place in Africa to visit a tribe of head hunters, as they get closer they hear a load drumming coming from the jungle. the american asks his native guide if the drumming was bad, the guide said "drumming good but if stop very bad" they keep going for three days, then the drums stop the american is nervous and asked what happens once the drums stop. with great fear in his voice the guide yells "tuba solo"
One day a man ran into an old friend and asked him if he was still dating the same girl. "No" Replied the friend. "She wasn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Just the other day she decided to ride a horse for the first time. Without any instruction she hopped on and took off at full gallop. Everything was fine for a minute until she started losing her grip and began sliding down the side of the horse. She started grasping desperately at the reigns and the horse's mane. The horse kept it's pace up as she bounced up and down on the ground with the horse's hooves pounding away inches from her head. The horse might have killed her if it were not for an alert Wal-mart greeter who ran over and unplugged the thing!"